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Two Years on a Toilet

Mar 13, 2008 | 12:15 PM
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This has "Story of the Year" written all over it. Here are three plausible reasons why this woman was stuck on the throne for two years.

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Mar 13, 2008 | 12:28 PM

VB...Ahhh!! Never Mind....I got a keep it clean. :)

kayleisnana

Mar 13, 2008 | 12:51 PM

Only you, VB, could get away with doing something like this!!!! I know I can always count on you to make me laugh! You really are funny--well, I think you are, anyway! I guess I just have a sick sense of humor! I am LMAO!!!!!!!

Cindy75PA
Mar 13, 2008 | 2:25 PM

VB, it just goes to show you how stupid the human race can be. Was this some sick stunt to get into the record books? I loved your piece. I always know you can make me laugh. :)

FisherCat

Mar 13, 2008 | 2:31 PM

She should of had an AMERICAN STANDARD....or Al Bundy's Favorite a Ferguson.....the 1 seat fits all is a myth.....i just hope she didn't forget to flush.....LOL!!!!

Happyg

Mar 13, 2008 | 2:43 PM

You know, first you overlook our returning troops, and now you can't find any subject better than this. Who produces your segments anyway? A cast-off from the National Enquirer?

legendkiller34

Mar 13, 2008 | 2:47 PM

So VB, is this how they got the phrase

"RING AROUND YOUR ANUS"?

angel61644
Mar 13, 2008 | 5:26 PM

How and why was she stuck on the toilet??!?!?!

Jmoon
Mar 13, 2008 | 9:00 PM

How long were you on that toilet VB? Because while you were discribing that the womans fat and skin had actually grafted into the toilet I got a vission.. only the vission was not the woman it was you!. Thanks for the visual illistration VB!! I'm sure they gave this story to VB because he is very capable of creating this vission for all of us!

fenwaydav

Mar 13, 2008 | 9:04 PM

Angel Dear let me try to explain. Her naked tush was on this lets say plastic lid. Skin is a living breathing tissue. Her sweaty butt created a suction and eventual just grew and fused itself to said lid.......

JuneInMA

Mar 13, 2008 | 10:41 PM

...oh fenway.....the visual....

Dear God, I want to pretend I never even heard about this. I want to pretend it never happened.

jlc529
Mar 13, 2008 | 10:43 PM

well i'll give you three reasons she was either pluged up, or.....plugging it up... and reason # 3 the toilet really grew on her.....help i shat and i can't get up

fenwaydav

Mar 13, 2008 | 11:31 PM

Well June, Angel needed a quick lesson in buttanomy. (that's what's great about a made up word, you can spell it however you want)j529 now that's a great visual.....

Chip

Mar 14, 2008 | 5:47 AM

I'd like to thank Fox25 and VB for "jumpstarting" my diet. I have lost 15 pounds since watching this yesterday....:-)

jlg8wood
Mar 14, 2008 | 8:23 AM

is there a chance the rumor of you leaving is true since TRANS Fats are on the way out YOU are too. why take the low road all the time, your Mama had to raise you better

JuneInMA

Mar 14, 2008 | 3:33 PM

Fenway,

Do you think they'll add that as a course in college? LOL

bettebunch
Mar 14, 2008 | 7:50 PM

VB

For diner Tues. check out Dave's Dinner in Middleboro. IT'S GREAT!!!!!

elephantman

Mar 15, 2008 | 6:52 AM

I just want want to know where the boyfriend went when he had to go.

cmd63z

Mar 17, 2008 | 3:43 PM

It seems to me that maybe this woman had some sort of phobia. I really can't see why else she would sit on a toilet for that long.

FreeAmerica

Mar 17, 2008 | 3:57 PM

The sink???Mabe.Was this a southern person,Out House???Woods?

mustang19432001
Sep 26, 2008 | 1:42 PM

I have just one question... did she know her name, the date, and her location. If she did it's called Awareness times three. If she was completely aware of those three answers, it was her choice. And as long as he didn't neglect her, have intent to harm, and abandon her, he's in the clear. At least that's according to the Good Samaritan Act.

Good Samaritan Act: [RSBC 1996] CHAPTER 172

A person who renders emergency medical services or aid to an ill, injured or unconscious person, at the immediate scene of an accident or emergency that has caused the illness, injury or unconsciousness, is not liable for damages for injury to or death of that person caused by the person's act or omission in rendering the medical services or aid unless that person is grossly negligent.

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